‘Taumarunui on the Main Trunk Line’ Lyrics
Taumarunui on the Main Trunk Line
Bardic Inspiration
‘Bardic Inspiration’ Lyrics
You’re in the dark again
With pain and hurt to spare
There’s something in the trees
Your heart turns to despair
Fighting without winning
Got nothing left to bring
The only gift I have for you
Is a few words I shall sing!
You can do it you bastard!
With Bardic inspiration!
You can do it you bastard!
I believe in you!
You’re very lost again
All hope brings is tears
There’s something in the fog
It shows its teeth and sneers
Nothing seems to change
So you hide your head
Now it’s time you looked back up
And plunged your axe into your fear!
You can do it you bastard!
With Bardic inspiration!
You can do it you bastard!
I believe in you!
Alright lads, it’s time to listen to me, Jeff McDinglewood
And my very fake Glaswegian accent
I’m a dwarf and a paladin, but I’m also a bard
I’m maxed out on strength and charisma
And I’m here to max you out, on Bardic Inspiration
Do it for Grugbug, lads
You can do it you bastard!
With Bardic inspiration!
You can do it you bastard!
I believe in you!