‘Arse’ Lyrics
Arse
Two Kind Of Pig
‘Two Kind Of Pig’ Lyrics
Me brother, me sister, I tell you what me dig
In this confusing world there are two kind of pig
Two kind, two kind of pig
There are pigs that are big, there are pigs that are little
There are pigs on the edge, there are piggys in the middle
There are pigs in tall buildings, standing on the ledge
There are pigs on the pavement, there are hogs in the hedge
You wake up in the morning and you get out of bed
There’s a pig in the closet, standing on his head
There’s a pig in the shower, there’s a pig in the sink
There’s a pig in the toilet and a terrible stink
Everywhere you look, you’re surrounded by pigs
It’s a pink piggy world brother, can you dig!
There are pigs in stilettos, see them clipping down the street
Got a lipsticky grunt for every porker they meet
There’s a pig on the drums, there’s a pig on the fiddle
There are hogs on the spit, there’s some bacon on the griddle
There are pigs of the day, there are pigs of the night
There are pigs packing heat that’ll read you your rights
You walk through the city, pigs driving at speed
Pigs pounding the pavement trying to work off some greed
You see them in bus shelter sucking on tobacco stick
With their eyes in sunglasses, looking chic, looking chic
It’s like you just got lost in the city of the damned
You think you might be smokin’ but you just smoky ham
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Feel The Width
‘Feel The Width’ Lyrics
Don’t talk to me about quality
Don’t talk to me about strength
Don’t talk to me about endurance honey
Don’t even mention length
Forget your thesis on technique baby
There’s something better than that
I’ve got a friend who’d like to meet you
A friend who’s short and fat
Feel the width..
There are people who think love’s a flower
Who think that love’s a rose
I’ve known people who relinquished power
Who tipped upon their toes
With poetry and lots of pussy footing
It all seemed pretty flat
Compared to time spent with my special person
The one who’s short and fat
Feel the width..
Some people like to ride on reputations
Some people ride on tips of tongues
Some people do things with their little fingers
Some people use their gums
Ain’t got no truck with all that fancy lickin’
Ain’t got no interest in that
I got one mood – it’s horizontal
A friend who’s short and fat
Feel the width..
There’s folks who read books on how to do it
Attach things to their shlongs
There’s folks who wonder if they might be frigid
Or what they’re doing wrong
Well I can guarantee satisfaction
There ain’t no doubt about that
Just spend two minutes with my friend ‘Old Thruster’
The one who’s short and fat
Feel the width