Auckland’s newest rock trio Qualms have brought forth their latest offering – TWO, in fact – in the form of a double-single, entitled Hank Scorpio and Thrown, respectively.
Immediately after two drumstick clicks, vocals and guitar chords kick off to a pleasantly cool, upbeat first tune Hank Scorpio. The main ear-catcher lies at the “hah” endings of every second line; it’s simplistic yet distinctive. In place of a chorus, Gabe’s rhythmic drumming and Tom’s palm-muted guitars do all the work, fashioned to rapid-fire four-note punches. This is the fun bit where you can envision a bar full of people hopping along to – I know I would!
Taking a no-frills approach, the last lines are sharply yelled and the song is done. Whilst the melody is pleasant and energy levels bounce nicely, clocking in at two-and-a-quarter minutes, it does leave one wanting that “something more”. Like a delicious meal that’s finished in two bites, it could have done with an entree plus some sides to bulk up the servings.
The second song Thrown wastes no time with intros and sounding as though broadcast live from their living room, vocals are again at the front of the mix and raw-sounding. A bittersweet slow-jam that’s worthy of lighters-in-the-air, the most heartfelt moment arrives as lead vocalist Jared hops an octave and belts the second verse. A dry sweetness is brought out by guitarist Tom’s back-up vocal harmony, particularly at the bridge.
Much like the first track, Thrown ends as promptly as it began, leaving no repeated guitar riffs or long fade-outs; aggression takes the helm and drives the rest of the song to a choppy conclusion.
Classifying these two tunes is surprisingly tough. If one was forced to fit it within categories, it would have a corner in pop-punk, and another in garage rock. This is an excellent effort, and if allowed to stretch out in terms of song structure, these tunes will be fun to witness played on stage.
Be sure to follow Qualms on Instagram, then catch them live at Hamilton Zeal’s The Big Korero next month to fundraise for mental health awareness!
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About the author Steve Shyu

Kia ora, My name is Steve, I live in Tāmaki Makaurau Auckland, and I started writing reviews for Muzic.nz in 2018. I currently play bass guitar in the pop-rock band Stray Dogs (formerly known as Fire for Glory). I occasionally spin tunes down at Ding Dong Lounge, but have also tried my hand at DJing electronic gigs. I used to play a lot of guitar, and learnt the violin when I was a child. And now, for some reason, really want to learn to play bagpipes and the hurdy-gurdy. I know, it’s odd. Some of my favourite acts/bands include The Prodigy, Knife Party, Pendulum, deadmau5, The Black Queen, Shihad, Weta, Tool, Parkway Drive, Trivium, Ghost, Deftones, Fever333, Unleash the Archers, Alestorm, Metallica, Megadeth and heaps more… Hei konā mai!
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